"All right my little kiddy's gather around in a line so that me and Mr. George can take you outside."
Last year after my grandmother passed, I felt lost, not having that elder there who was able to show me their life and their experience really put a dent in my heart. I said a prayer to God asking him to send me someone to fill that void.. and that's when God sent me my Miss P.
"We're going to have a fun time outside today are'nt we my little dumplings?"
"Yes Miss P!"
Miss P, the oldest teacher we have at the school, at seventy years of age, is smart, quick witted and completely adorable. You would think that the children would walk all over this 5 foot 5 patiete innocent little lady.. but it's quite the opposite.. they are completely warm loving, and respectful to her, and defient, rude and hyperactive with me.
"Come on kiddy's lets walk in a single file line, hands behind our backs like little gentlemen and ladies of standard, class, elegance and poise."
When we approached the playground we cut them loose like wild horses, and we took our seats...
"Well you look nice today Miss P. I said admiring her cute little sundress, that she must have had for years but decided that today was the day to bring it back in style..
"Why thankyou Mr. George, I put it on thinking that you would like it"..she gave the cutest smile with her cute little bambi eyes.
I could'nt help but to smile back.
"Oh yes, an old lady has to catch up on my reading...this story is getting good" Miss P said puting on her glasses and digging in her bag for her book.
When I saw that the hardback book had no cover I became curious.."What you reading Miss P.. Don't tell "There Eyes were watching God" again?" I said with a smile.
"O no love you she laughed...I'm reading a book by a lovely young lady, The Zane sex Chronichles." She said with poise and elegance..
My mouth fell open, and I gave myself a moment of silence...
...
I did'nt know what to say, I could'nt beleive it...
"You're reading erotic stories Miss P?" I ask slightly hoping that she was going scenial..
"O yes George.. it's quite stimulating really.."
"You're not serious Miss P, you don't need to be reading that?"
"Well Im a woman of age, why can't I read it?"
My eyes widened, "Your seventy Miss P!!!" you can't..
- I can't what George, have sex? I have sex. I'll have you know that I know more about sex, than you ever will..."
I nearly fainted.
I had sex in the fifities baby... when men were coming home from the war, young restless, and flat out queer child"
"What!?"
"Yes, this is when "don't ask don't tell" really started, these men would go months without a wife, and would be so hot, they start looking at each other in all kinds of ways... then they come home wanting us to lick and suck, sticking bed knobs and broomsticks in in places other than our kitchens...Yall babies think yall are doing somthing..but we invented it..we are the first freaks...and my husband at 75 years old will make Brian Pumper, and Wesely Pipes..look like clergry... don't try it!"
It never dawned on me that the Grandparents were sexually active aswell. The mere thought of Miss P, kissing sucking moaning and groaning hurt my feelings in more ways than one.
"Miss P, I really had no idea," I said hands slightly covering my mouth.
"I know sweety pie, your just young.. you have alot to learn..now if you don't mind..I need to finish reading this, because this young lady is gifted.. reminds me of myself...to be honest."
I picked my face up off the ground.."Oh..ok. Im sorry Miss-"
"quite alright" she interupted and continued reading."
With that I got up and walked towards the playground..
The truth is...
"Mr George, Ashad pulled out his ding a ling!!!"
We all have a sexual side. from the babies, to the baby-boomers and beyond..sex is an experience that we all strive to acheive and master, it is the very essence of our being.
"Ashad come here!!!"
In life we will often run into those who are immature in their approach, thinking that they know it all, when really they're going about it all wrong.
"Ashad!!??"
"Yes Mr. George?"
Our Job as adults, is to make sure that we are teacing the correct idea of sex, so that the generation that is to come has an understanding that is better than the one that we have...and if for some reason, we feel like there maybe someone, that knows more about it than we do..pass the torch..
"I'm telling Miss P on you!"
To someone with valuable wisdom, and experience that has stood the test of time.
Because this Generation...
"Miss P!!!!"
"Nooo Mr. George!!!"
Must be saved.

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